♥ Random Feelings.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

One day, on a notice board, a message was written:
"A parker pn lost if found plz return to me"
The next day, another notice was put up:
"If anybody finds a E plz add it to the spelling of PEN"

When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits,
one patron shouted:
"Quick! There are only enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!"

By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. "You've got to have a room somewhere" he pleaded." -- Or just a bed - I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager," and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired travelers assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning Dave came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said Dave. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," Dave explained." I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks.*** POOF ***There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''

A little boy runs across this farmer who has a truckload of cow manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow poop. The farmer tells the little boy, ''I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.''The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, ''I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.'''

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?''Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.''And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''

Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"

1/31/2007 06:34:00 PM i am who i am, true colours.