**Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell us how wonderful we are. Men have only two things. Everything they say and they do.
**A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
**When women are depressed or sad, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
**A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.
**Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct. What they like is to be a man's last romance. The only way to understand a woman is to love her.
**To women, love is an occupation. To men, a preoccupation.
**To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
**A woman marries a man expecting he will change(bullshit). A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
**Men marry because they are tired; woman because they are curious. Both are disappointed. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
**A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her. A man, of the woman who he didn't. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
**A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
** Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
**Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears.
-ChAr-
